Pick-up lines Part 22

1. Hi…. can i be your textmate? i got your number from heaven, you’re an angel in disguise right?
2. Para kang oatmeaL, you know why ?? coz’ you’re good to my heart ..
3. Here, let me tie your shoe laces, so you won’t fall for anyone else:P..
4. Miss di ka ba napapagod kasi takbo ka ng takbo sa isip ko..
5. Can i strip your clothes off? because i want to know how angels hide their wings.
6. Sana naging kandila ka nalang…para kapag hinipan kita, deadbol kana… ahehehe..
7. Miss, para kang kayamanan, kasi sarap mung ibaon, haha ..
8. Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa aken, pde ba kitang lapitan at sabihin.. Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang. ” LOL?
9. Pwede mo ba ako samahan? san? samahan HABANGBUHAY. :p
10. Boy : “i did not kiss his girlfriend..i just whispered something in her mouth..”