Jokes and Gags 2

Question: What is similar to Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White and Rapunzel ?

Answer: They have only one man, it is Prince Charming



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i know ol kinds of chocolates are sweet..

but nothing can compare 2 d sweetness of my..


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GOODBYE is the most painful
word to hear
but for me....
it's the best word ever
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"GOODBYE class! you're dismissed"

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TEACHER: imagine you  are a millionaire
write your life history
(1 boy didn't write)

TEACHER: why are  you not writing?

BOY: i'm waiting for my secretary!