Jokes and Gags 8

"If y0u d0n't take g0od care of urself, we will take g0od care of y0u"..

-a reminder fr0m St. Peter's Funeral H0mes-


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Aside form chewing.

Kissing is also proven to be a good exercise for the tongue

So, whenever you need to exercise your tongue, just call me up and ill give u…

A chewing gum…


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an american saw a filipino
eating bread and dipping it
on coffee,..

american: whoa, filipino very clean..
washing bread ahhhh…

then after the filipino finished
eating the bread..he drank the
coffee..still, the american saw it..

american: god damn it!
filipinos very dirty..yuck
~”hahahahahahaha”~


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A lover?
Nursing: Can cure a heartbroken and care for you?
Masscom: Who can speak out the love?
Law: Who can justify the love?
PMA: who can manage to give the best taste of love?
Teacher: Who can teach love in their own simplest way?
Itong malupit!
IT: Who can easily open, shutdown and restart the love? Hehehe


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