Jokes and Gags 3

Girl is the SubjEct,

Boy is the PredicatE,

When the Predicate
t0uches the SubjEct...

Baby is the Direct Object!

hahahaha

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WEDDING STATUS: A newly married man saved his wife's # on his cellphone as 'MY LIFE.'

after 1yr of marriage he changed d name in the cellphone as to MY WIFE

after 2yrs, he changed d name in the cellphone as to HOME

after 5yrs of marriage, he changed d name in the cellphone as to HITLER

after 10yrs of marriage,he changed d name in the cellphone as to "WRONG NUMBER!"

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two students wer caught naked having sex in a classrum

JANITOR: aha! violating school rules!

BOY: wat rule??

JANITOR: (thinking) NOT WEARING UNFORM!!! HAHAHA

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THEY SAY:
not all single
are available

HOW ABOUT:
not all taken
are inlove...

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A very touching story

the boy touches d girl's
hand,


and the girl touches
the boy's hand....


what a
touching story - bwahahaha!!!