Jokes and Gags 6

Rabbit or Snail


If you are an animal, what would u be? a Rabbit or a Snail???

Rabbit’s are d most sexually active animals & can have sex as many as 40 - 50 x in a day…!!!

Snail’s live 80 yrs & will have a sex only once in their lyftym but it’s orgasm lasts for 18 years…!!!

wud u go 4 quantity or quality?


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Pageant
Question and answer portion!

Host: Miss Bulgaria!

Miss Bulgaria: Yes?

Host: How old are you?

Miss Bulgaria: Im 20 years old.

Host: What would you be expecting after 5 years?

Miss Bulgaria: I`d be 25.
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in MATH it is never a question of who, what, where, when, why and how.

it is always a question of….

“HAA?????? I don't get it :)

*****Teacher: give me the opposite of this sentence….

“CHILDREN IN THE DARK MAKES MISTAKES”



Juan: "mistakes in the dark can make children”


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“the hardest type of boy to love..

is the one who never learns to control

his sweetness..

to another boy..”
bang! haha..