Jokes and Gags 5

what is the  similarity between panty & sky?

sky covers the whole population..

& Panty Covers the source of population!



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a lady in a bar walks into the barman (puts her
finger into barman's mouth).

Barman:(lustly kises & lick each finger).

Lady says: Tell your manager there is no toilet paper!

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what is "shock?"

shock is when a guy is having sex ti his
pregnant wife when suddenly, little hands grab
his penis and said.."daddy! Gotcha!"

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love can remove fears

love can remove doubts

love can remove worries


and love can remove underwears too.

so be careful..=)

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DIFFICULT REALITY:

"Waiting for the right one is never that EASY...

specially when the wrong one is so..
YUMMY!.."