Jokes and Gags 7

there are two perfect guys out there..

the only problem is,

they're dating each other


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son kills buttrfly.
dad says "no butter for 2 weeks!"
son kills honeybee.
dad says "no honey for 2 weeks!"
mom kills cockroach.
son says "dad c'mon tell her!" haha


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Juan: Nurse pleass bring me a hot waterbag, my toes are cold
Nurse: youre asking the wrong nurse, I'm d head nurse.
Juan: ok...tell to d foot nurse i need it now, thanks


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The Pig says to the roaster:
"Just gonna stand there &
watch me burn, but that's
alright becoz i like the way
it hurts." i like d way 8 hurts


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When i die...

i want to change the 'RIP' initials on my tombstone....


instead of, "REST IN PEACE"


"REDHORSE IDeliver  PLEASE"