Jokes and Gags 4

A fat lady asked her bf what she looked like..

d boy replied:
"you look like a GOD."

d fat lady smiled..

Giggled and blushed then asked"
sinung GOD? Aphrodite? Venus? who?

d boy looked deeply in her eyes..
touched her belly and said..


"buddah"..

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The best quote for students out there:



"I'd rather open my Facebook. Than to FACE my BOOK>"

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If climbing the highest mountain on
earth is the only way for him to be mine..

then....





...i'd rather go shopping!

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"If you don't want to see me smoking..

Then you should better find a ways to make my lips busy!"

hehe..


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I was planning to kill the most
byutiful, & charming girl on earth


Den i realized shud i kill myslf?

Wat a big sin to do ds thing!