Thursday, July 28, 2011

The 25 most difficult questions you'll be asked on a job interview

I just got this information recently and cannot help myself but share it to you, guys. I am not sure if there were any posts similar to this and I am not saying that this is all-true and complete nor am I getting credits for this. However, this might prove helpful from first-time applicants to managerial or staff positions. Godspeed!  
This things might help when you apply for a Job.

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TIP: The 25 most difficult questions you'll be asked on a job interview

1. Tell me about yourself.
Since this is often the opening question in an interview, be extra careful that you don't run off at the mouth. Keep your answer to a minute or two at most. Cover four topics: early years, education, work history, and recent career experience. Emphasize this last subject. Remember that this is likely to be a warm-up question. Don't waste your best points on it.

2. What do you know about our organization?
You should be able to discuss products or services, revenues, reputation, image, goals, problems, management style, people, history and philosophy. But don't act as if you know everything about the place. Let your answer show that you have taken the time to do some research, but don't overwhelm the interviewer, and make it clear that you wish to learn more.
You might start your answer in this manner: "In my job search, I've investigated a number of companies.
Yours is one of the few that interests me, for these reasons..."
Give your answer a positive tone. Don't say, "Well, everyone tells me that you're in all sorts of trouble, and that's why I'm here", even if that is why you're there.

3. Why do you want to work for us?
The deadliest answer you can give is "Because I like people." What else would you like-animals?
Here, and throughout the interview, a good answer comes from having done your homework so that you can speak in terms of the company's needs. You might say that your research has shown that the company is doing things you would like to be involved with, and that it's doing them in ways that greatly interest you. For example, if the organization is known for strong management, your answer should mention that fact and show that you would like to be a part of that team. If the company places a great deal of emphasis on research and development, emphasize the fact that you want to create new things and that you know this is a place in which such activity is encouraged. If the organization stresses financial controls, your answer should mention reverence for numbers.
If you feel that you have to concoct an answer to this question - for example, the company stresses research, and you feel that you should mention it even though it really doesn't interest you- then you probably should not be taking that interview, because you probably shouldn't be considering a job with that organization.
Your homework should include learning enough about the company to avoid approaching places where you wouldn't be able -or wouldn't want- to function. Since most of us are poor liars, it's difficult to con anyone in an interview. But even if you succeed at it, your prize is a job you don't really want.

4. What can you do for us that someone else can't?
Here you have every right, and perhaps an obligation, to toot your own horn and be a bit egotistical. Talk about your record of getting things done, and mention specifics from your resume or list of career accomplishments. Say that your skills and interests, combined with this history of getting results, make you valuable. Mention your ability to set priorities, identify problems, and use your experience and energy to solve them.

5. What do you find most attractive about this position? What seems least attractive about it?
List three or four attractive factors of the job, and mention a single, minor, unattractive item.

6. Why should we hire you?
Create your answer by thinking in terms of your ability, your experience, and your energy. (See question 4.)

7. What do you look for in a job?
Keep your answer oriented to opportunities at this organization. Talk about your desire to perform and be recognized for your contributions. Make your answer oriented toward opportunity rather than personal security.

8. Please give me your definition of [the position for which you are being interviewed] .
Keep your answer brief and task-oriented. Think in in terms of responsibilities and accountability. Make sure that you really understand what the position involves before you attempt an answer. If you are not certain,ask the interviewer; he or she may answer the question for you.

9. How long would it take you to make a meaningful contribution to our firm?
Be realistic. Say that, while you would expect to meet pressing demands and pull your own weight from the first day, it might take six months to a year before you could expect to know the organization and its needs well enough to make a major contribution.

10. How long would you stay with us?
Say that you are interested in a career with the organization, but admit that you would have to continue to feel challenged to remain with any organization. Think in terms of, "As long as we both feel achievement- oriented."

11. Your resume suggests that you may be over-qualified or too experienced for this position. What's Your opinion?
Emphasize your interest in establishing a long-term association with the organization, and say that you assume that if you perform well in his job, new opportunities will open up for you. Mention that a strong company needs a strong staff. Observe that experienced executives are always at a premium. Suggest that since you are so well qualified, the employer will get a fast return on his investment. Say that a growing, energetic company can never have too much talent.

12. What is your management style?
You should know enough about the company's style to know how your management style will complement it. Possible styles include: task oriented (I'll enjoy problem-solving:identifying what's wrong, choosing a solution and implementing it"), result-oriented ("Every management decision I make is determined by how it will affect the bottom line"), or even paternalistic ("I'm committed to taking care of my subordinates and pointing them in the right direction").
A participative style is currently quite popular: an open-door method of managing in which you get things done by motivating people and delegating responsibility.
As you consider this question, think about whether your style will let you work happily and effectively within the organization.

13. Are you a good manager? Can you give me some examples? Do you feel that you have top managerial potential?
Keep your answer achievement and ask-oriented. Rely on examples from your career to buttress your argument. Stress your experience and your energy.

14. What do you look for when You hire people?
Think in terms of skills, initiative, and the adaptability to be able to work comfortably and effectively with others. Mention that you like to hire people who appear capable of moving up in the organization.

15. Have you ever had to fire people? What were the reasons, and how did you handle the situation?
Admit that the situation was not easy, but say that it worked out well, both for the company and, you think, for the individual. Show that, like anyone else, you don't enjoy unpleasant tasks but that you can resolve them efficiently and -in the case of firing someone- humanely.

16. What do you think is the most difficult thing about being a manager or executive?
Mention planning, execution, and cost-control. The most difficult task is to motivate and manage employees to get something planned and completed on time and within the budget.

17. What important trends do you see in our industry?
Be prepared with two or three trends that illustrate how well you understand your industry. You might consider technological challenges or opportunities, economic conditions, or even regulatory demands as you collect your thoughts about the direction in which your business is heading.

18. Why are you leaving (did you leave) your present (last) job?
Be brief, to the point, and as honest as you can without hurting yourself. Refer back to the planning phase of your job search where you considered this topic as you set your reference statements. If you were laid off in an across-the-board cutback, say so; otherwise, indicate that the move was your decision, the result of your action. Do not mention personality conflicts.
The interviewer may spend some time probing you on this issue, particularly if it is clear that you were terminated. The "We agreed to disagree" approach may be useful. Remember that your references are likely to be checked, so don't concoct a story for an interview.

19. How do you feel about leaving all your benefits to find a new job?
Mention that you are concerned, naturally, but not panicked. You are willing to accept some risk to find the right job for yourself. Don't suggest that security might interest you more than getting the job done successfully.

20. In your current (last) position, what features do (did) you like the most? The least?
Be careful and be positive. Describe more features that you liked than disliked. Don't cite personality problems. If you make your last job sound terrible, an interviewer may wonder why you remained there until now.

21. What do you think of your boss?
Be as positive as you can. A potential boss is likely to wonder if you might talk about him in similar terms at some point in the future.

22. Why aren't you earning more at your age?
Say that this is one reason that you are conducting this job search. Don't be defensive.

23. What do you feel this position should pay?
Salary is a delicate topic. We suggest that you defer tying yourself to a precise figure for as long as you can do so politely. You might say, "I understand that the range for this job is between $______ and $______. That seems appropriate for the job as I understand it." You might answer the question with a question: "Perhaps you can help me on this one. Can you tell me if there is a range for similar jobs in the organization?"
If you are asked the question during an initial screening interview, you might say that you feel you need to know more about the position's responsibilities before you could give a meaningful answer to that question. Here, too, either by asking the interviewer or search executive (if one is involved), or in research done as part of your homework, you can try to find out whether there is a salary grade attached to the job. If there is, and if you can live with it, say that the range seems right to you.
If the interviewer continues to probe, you might say, "You know that I'm making $______ now. Like everyone else, I'd like to improve on that figure, but my major interest is with the job itself." Remember that the act of taking a new job does not, in and of itself, make you worth more money.
If a search firm is involved, your contact there may be able to help with the salary question. He or she may even be able to run interference for you. If, for instance, he tells you what the position pays, and you tell him that you are earning that amount now and would Like to do a bit better, he might go back to the employer and propose that you be offered an additional 10%.
If no price range is attached to the job, and the interviewer continues to press the subject, then you will have to respond with a number. You cannot leave the impression that it does not really matter, that you'll accept whatever is offered. If you've been making $80,000 a year, you can't say that a $35,000 figure would be fine without sounding as if you've given up on yourself. (If you are making a radical career change, however, this kind of disparity may be more reasonable and understandable. )
Don't sell yourself short, but continue to stress the fact that the job itself is the most important thing in your mind. The interviewer may be trying to determine just how much you want the job. Don't leave the impression that money is the only thing that is important to you. Link questions of salary to the work itself.
But whenever possible, say as little as you can about salary until you reach the "final" stage of the interview process. At that point, you know that the company is genuinely interested in you and that it is likely to be flexible in salary negotiations.

24. What are your long-range goals?
Refer back to the planning phase of your job search. Don't answer, "I want the job you've advertised." Relate your goals to the company you are interviewing: 'in a firm like yours, I would like to..."

25. How successful have you been so far?
Say that, all-in-all, you're happy with the way your career has progressed so far. Given the normal ups and downs of life, you feel that you've done quite well and have no complaints.
Present a positive and confident picture of yourself, but don't overstate your case. An answer like, "Everything's wonderful! I can't think of a time when things were going better! I'm overjoyed!" is likely to make an interviewer wonder whether you're trying to fool him . . . or yourself. The most convincing confidence is usually quiet confidence.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

A brief introduction about Malwares

                  


Malwares, these are the things that make your computer more susceptible to slowdowns, poor performance or sometimes even crash.Before i will explain to you further how to prevent it,Let me discuss to you the five classifications for these.


Adware - These are sometimes in the form of pop ups that displays advertisements on your computer with or without your consent.They are not much of a threat, but its quite annoying to have random pop-ups, right?


Spyware - collects information about the user, their computer and browsing habits without their consent and sends it back to a homebase.It collects password, usernames, or personal details (Address, telephone numbers) . Often known as Phishing.


Too many toolbars will kill you

Worms - self-replicating computer program that spreads through computer networks      which can have the effect of disrupting or slowing internet connections.The most popular  worm at large to date is Win32/Conficker.B . Confiker might spread through file sharing and via removable drives, such as USB drives (also known as thumb drives). The worm adds a file to the removable drive so that when the drive is used, the AutoPlay dialog box will show one additional option.The Conficker worm can also disable important
services on your computer such as task manager. 

 In the screenshot of the Autoplay dialog box below, the option Open folder to view files — Publisher not specified was added by the worm. The highlighted option — Open folder to view files — using Windows Explorer is the option that Windows provides and the option you should use.
If you select the first option, the worm executes and can begin to spread itself to other computers.
Conficker worm in Autoplay
One wrong click can mean so much.
Virus - is a computer program that can copy itself and infect a computer without the permission or knowledge of the owner. Viruses can have nasty effects like erasing precious data from your computer.Viruses can damage or erase files,It can slow computer performance, it can display unwanted messages,and it can take control of your computer.

Trojan - is a non-replicating computer program which the user allows to run thinking it is beneficial when it fact it is causing undesirable functions for example is allowing other users access to your computer.Other programmers uses this methods for hacking.

Probable sources of Malwares:
  1. Browsing websites that are unsafe ( Porn sites, Crack, torrent, keygen)
  2. Downloading and Installing untrusted and unknown programs you got from the internet.
  3. Plugging in external devices like flash drives, memory cards, or external hard drives that are infected with malware.
  4. Opening email attachments whose sender or contents are dubious.
  5. Installing add ons that are not trusted.
  6. Downloading thru torrent.


Steps to eradicate or prevent from getting malwares.
  1. Never EVER open an email from someone you do not know or whose file names are ending in EXE.
  2. Unsafe websites ate usually Porn and Hacking sites.A simple reminder, "PLEASE DO NOT VIEW PORN!".
  3. You will know if the website is safe if you see in the url "https://" 'S' stands for secured.
  4. Check whether the source of the programs that you will download is trusted, if their vendor or creator seems untrustworthy as their software may be trojans or contain viruses that will do more harm to you than good.
  5. Run a quick scan before you open the folders or copy files from an external device.
  6. Always update your Antivirus.

Following these guidelines and knowing these things can help you be aware and protect your beloved computer.I hope this article helped you.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Pick-up lines Part 21

  1. You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
  2. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  3. I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
  4. Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
  5. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  6. Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
  7. Do you have a Band aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  8. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
  9. I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
  10. CDR King ka ba? Binigay mo na number mo pero matagal mo padin akong pinaghihintay :(

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Pick-up lines Part 20

  1. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
  2. Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
  3. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
  4. Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
  5. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  6. Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
  7. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
  8. I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
  9. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
  10. I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Pick-up lines Part 19

1.Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
2.If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
3.If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
4.I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
5.I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
6.Hangga't andito ako sa mundo,
Huwag mong isipin na THE BEST na ang syota mo! 

7.Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
8.POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
9.I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
10.Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Friday, July 22, 2011

Pick-up lines Part 18

1.Girl: Aanhin mo yung hagdan?
   Boy: Aakyat sana ako sayo ng ligaw
   Girl: Di na kelangan! Yumuko ka nlang.
   Boy: Huh?! Bakit?
   Girl: Pakipulot ung puso ko, nahulog na kasi sayo!




 2.Boy: May gagawin ka ba bukas?
  Girl: Wala naman. Bakit?
  Boy: Tara, Pakasal tayo...

 3.Boy: Miss, musician ka ba?
   Girl: Bakit?
   Boy: Pinapataas mo kasi nota ko eh... 

 4.Nasaan ka kagabi? Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko.

 5.Oi bukas sisingilin na kita ng renta ha, kasi matagal ka ng nakatira sa puso ko.

 6.Excuse me. Kung dederetchohin ko ba ang daan na ito, dederetcho baito sa puso mo?

 7.Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzles noh? Kasi kakasimula pa lang ngaraw ko binubuo mo na.

 8.Father? yes, I can be a father...Father of your future baby.

 9.Exam ka ba? Kasi gustong gusto na kitang itake home eh
10.Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Pick-up lines Part 17

  1. You're like dandruff. I cant get you out of my head.
  2. Eraser ka ba? Kasi binura mo ang masasamang ala-ala ko.
  3. Pwede ba kitang maging driver? Para ikaw na magpatakbo ng buhay ko.
  4. BOY: Is this seat taken? GIRL: NO, and so am I.
  5. Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you're the BOMB baby!
  6. I am an ASSIGNMENT.Wanna take me HOME?! 
  7. Why love a person who just makes you breakfast?
  8. When you can love me and be your breakfast! 
  9. Pimple ka ba?!Kasi kapag pinipilit kitang tanggalin,nasasaktan ako...
  10. Excuse me, alam mo ba kung anong oras na? Tumigil kasi ang mundo nang makita kita.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Pick-up lines Part 16

  1. I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
  2. I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
  3. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
  4. You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
  5. If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
  6. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
  7. You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
  8. Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
  9. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
  10. You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Para sa mga mag E-Exam

 "'Good Luck' is only for those who cannot do it."

Kaya ngayon pag sinasabihan nila ako ng Good Luck, sinasabi ko sa kanila na Godbless.

Kung nagaral kayo ng Probability and statistics sa college, maiintindihan nyo ang sinasabi ko.Hindi mo naman matatawag na swerte ang swerte.  May mga possibilidad din ang swerte.Minsan nililito ng mga tao ang ibig sabihin ng "Swerte" at "Pagkakataon". Hindi mo kontrolado ang swerte dahil napaka uncertain nito, samantalang sa pagkakataon, kontrolado mo ang mga posibilidad.  Kung matuto kang magtakda ng iyong mga plano, mas marami kang pagkakataong magtagumpay...pero hindi dahil sa swerte ka..kundi kasi pinagsipagan mo yan, pinagukulan mo ng panahon yan, at pinagbuhusan ng lakas.

Ang swerte ay kapag ang opportunidad ay nagkasabay sa paghahanda. 

Pero minsan kasi di makita ng ibang tao ang ganitong meaning.  Umaasa kasi ang ibang tao sa swerte sa kadahilanang ito nalang ang pag asa nila, na wala na silang magagawa.  Para ka lang umaasa sa wala at tinaggap na wala ka ng pagasa , natinaggap mo na sa sarili mo na..Sana...sana mabaliktad ang pagkakataon.  Sa palagay ko, UNG MGA NANGANGAILANGAN NG SWERTE AY ANG MGA TAONG WALANG KAPASIDAD.  Swerte ang kailangan ng mga taong walang bilib sa sarili, mga takot, mga hindi handa.  At kelangan nila ng swerte dahil alam nila na kulang o wala silang kapasidad magtagumpay.Kailangan nila ng swerte dahil sa katamaran nila, swerte dahil ayaw nilang mahirapan sila.

Sa palagay ko kapag naniniwala ka parin sa swerte, Wala kang tiwala sa Diyos at sa iyong sarili.  May pagkakataon na hindi natin makamit ang mga goals natin,Hindi sa kadahilanang hindi tayo swerte,Kundi dahil hindi tayo masyadong nagpursige, wala tayong tiwala sa sarili nating kakayahan..mga talento...  Nakakalimutan natin ang paggamit sa ating mga talento.  At sigurado, hindi tayo naniniwala kay Heavenly Father, na nagbigay sa atin ng ating mga talento.

Maniwala ka kay Heavenly Father..Maniwala ka sa iyong sarili, Maniwala ka na kung pagpupuyatan at pagpapaguran mo lahat ng ginagawa mo, hindi mo na kailangan ng swerte.  Iba iba tayo ng mga talento. Gamitin natin ang mga ito sa kanilang buong potential.Magsipag.

Always do your best in everything you do..ALWAYS.

Victory loves preparation

Resignation Letter

Hi all,

There are moments in every man’s life that he needs to say farewell and has to go because of a higher plan, a duty to God , which causes him an indescribable happiness and at the same time loneliness. I tell you, this is exactly what I feel.

Nevertheless, I suppose that I can still draw something positive from the mixed emotions I am now experiencing.

August 15, 2011, Monday, will be my last day in the office which means it is time to say farewell.

I would like to thank all of you, partners and colleagues for all the support, loyalty, patience and encouragements.

I am thankful to have been given the opportunity to work with you in PLDT – Asset Protection.  I have felt both the respect and enormous trust that you have afforded me. 

So please keep in touch, I can be reached at e-mail add ocjechris@yahoo.com, Cel No. 0905-7676-432.

Thanks again for everything and wishing you the best.


Sampol lang to...Hohoho.. Extended ako sa work...INDEFINITELY hohoho

Sky Park in Singapore


http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100625/640/incredible_skypark_in_640_01.jpg

In Singapore, opened Sky Park
June 24 in Singapore, opened a new wonder of the world. "Sky Park" Marina Bay Sands is located on the 200-meter height on the three skyscrapers, as if on three pillars. Here is the most expensive in the world of casinos, bars, restaurants, the largest outdoor swimming pool, 150 meters long and even the Museum of Modern Art.
 



Pick-up lines Part 15

  1. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
  2. I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
  3. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  4. Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
  5. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
  6. Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
  7. I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
  8. You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
  9. My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
  10. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Internet Lingo

In the internet chatting is more text than talk.Here are some of the slangs/ Acronyms used as 

If you are just in the introduction part best to use
a/s/l or asl Age/Sex/Location 

If something funny is being discussed you could use the following depending on how funny you thought it was.
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
LOL Laughing Out Loud
ROFL Rolling On Floor, Laughing

If you are chatting a little seriously most likely you'd find these useful
FAQ Frequently Asked Question
FYI For Your Information
IMHO In My Humble Opinion (or In My Honest Opinion)

If the person is talking about something unbelievable you could try
WTF What The F**K (can be used to show disbelievingly funny)
OMG Oh My Gosh (or Oh My God)

If you have to leave below are possible options
AFK Away From the Keyboard
BRB Be Right Back
TTYL Talk To You Later


If you don't find the conversation interesting you could try changing it with
BTW By The Way
OT Off Topic

And when the conversation ends don't forget to say
TY Thank You
TYVM Thank You Very Much

Or if you are the receiving end of the appreciation reply with
NP, np No Problem
UW yoU're Welcome

There are other chat slang and acronyms to use. Here are my personal slangs



BBL Be back later
GG good game
RM Rematch

Napag Isip Isip lang

Sa nagdaang linggong ito, marami rin akong mga napagtantong bagay (wow ang lalim) hohoho. Dahil sa aminin man natin at hindi, tumatanda tayo..Pero ung iba lang, kasi ako ata hindi..hahaha.Nilista ko nalang ang mga napapansin ko sa sarili ko.
1. Naging kuripot na pala ako kay Lord.  Sa tuwing nagbibigay ako, wala na akong nararamdamang sakit.  Dapat pala meron.  Kasi dun mo lang masasabing nagbibigay ka talaga.Un ang tinatawag na sacrifice.
2. Mas inaantok pala ako kinabukasan pag nakatulog ako nang mas late sa hatinggabi.
3. Mas nagagawa ko pala ang madaming pull-ups pag wala si Sir,na nagpapatawa sa akin
4. May mga kaibigan pa rin pala akong nakikipagplastikan sa akin.  Akala mo okay lang kayo pero sa totoo ay hindi pala.  May problema pala kayo tapos sa iba mo pa malalaman kaya mas lalong lumalaki yung problema.  So paanong maaayos yun?
5. Iyakin pa rin pala ako.  Madali akong umiyak ngayon kapag nakakakita ng malungkot, malungkot na kwento..Yehey!Pwede na akong mag artista!
6. Ang ipis pala ay namamatay pag binuhusan mo ng alcohol.  Mangigisay tapos ayun, wala na, deds.  Tatlo ang napatay ko kagabi.
7. Magtatanung sigurado si boss kung bakit madaling maubos ang supply namin ng alcohol.
8. Kahit anu palang tapang mo, mapapatili ka parin kapag may ipis na lumilipad.
9. Mas magaling na akong magdala ng emosyon ko. Hindi na ako naawa ngayon.Hohoho.
10. Magaling pa rin pala akong sumayaw.
11. At magaling daw akong sumulat.
12. May makikilala ka na sobrang magmalasakit sa iyo kahit hindi naman kayo magkaanu-ano.At syempre papahalagahan mo yun.
13. Gusto ko palang pumatay ng tao.  As in may galak pala sa puso ko kung sakaling papatay ako.
14. Marami akong gustong patayin.  At sila ay yung mga may atraso sa akin: nang-away, namahiya, nakipagplastikan, etc.
15. At ang iba sa kanila ay malalapit ko palang kaibigan.
16. Pero gusto ko iba ang papatay, hindi ako.
17. So dapat bumuo pala ako ng mafia at ipapatira ko sila.  Hahaha.
18.Isisilid ko sila sa drum at sesementohin.
19. May mga tao pa rin pala talagang hindi ka nauunawan at hinding-hindi ka mauunawan, at ayaw kang unawain.
20. May mga tao din na Uunawain ka kahit hindi ka kauna unawa.
21. May mga ilan na iba ang pang-uanawa sa iyo kumpara sa pang-unawa ng iba.
22. Nakakatakot din pala ako mag-isip kung minsan.  Natakot ako sa mga naisip ko sa 13 hanggang 18.
23.Kaya ko naring magsinungaling sa isang tao, ng harap harapan.
24. Naguguilty ako kapag ginagawa ko un, humahaba ilong ko.
25.Gumagaling na akong mag ninja-moves.
26. Nakakainis ang blackberry na phone..ang daming arte.
27.Mahirap ang walang alam o skill, pero mas mahirap ang may alam, aabusuhin ka kasi.
28. O minsan mas malaking expectation sayo. Gusto sayo na lahat ipagawa.
29. Maiinis ka nalang kasi akala sayo alam mo lahat.
30. Mas gusto kong magkunwaring walang alam, tapos may magyayabang na may alam, tatawa ako ng palihim.
31. Mas gusto kong manuod ng sine kapag walang masyadong tao. enjoy kasi.
32. Ayaw na ayaw ko ang makiuso.Wala kang originality pag ganun.
33. Kaya ayoko ang harry potter eh, magikerong mahilig sa patpat.
34. Wala akong magic, puro skills lang.
35. Kaya ko pala mag manipula ng tao. Pero bad un.
36. Pwede kang ma-down ng ilang oras dahil lang sa isang tawag sa telepono.or sa isang text message lang
37. Ayaw na ayaw ko ung na oofline sa chat, naiinis ako. haha
38. Magaling na rin pala akong magipon ng info.
39. Nakaya ko na ding lumimot ng isang tao.
40. Di ko akalaing matatapos ako ng college.
41. At lalu ng pumasa ng board at maging engineer.
42. At malapit na akong maging ELDER.
43. Nahihighblood pala ako kapag masyadong naprepressure.
44. Darating pala yung oras na may kausap kang importanteng tao tapos bigla kang matatae kaya wala kang choice kundi iwan siya at magpunta sa kubeta.
45. Huwag sasagot ng cellphone pag under so much pressure ka.  Masusungitan mo yung kausap mo.
46. Wala palang pinipiling oras na pagtawag ang boss mo.  Kahit pa tumatae ka.
47. Pag may nagbigay ng burger, wag mo bastang tatanggapin kahit may tatak  pa ito.  Kasi baka magloko bigla ang tiyan mo.
48. Kahit marami ito na isang box, wag mung tatanggapin kaagad.
49. Kung anu kinain mo, un din amoy ng utot mo.
50. Hindi ko din akalaing magmamahal ako ng isang saging.hahahahaha
51. Higit sa lahat, hindi ka pala talaga pababayaan ni Lord basta buong tiwala ka lang sa kanya.  Muli, pinakita niya kung gaano Niya ako kamahal sa kabila ng aking mga kasalanan.Astig talaga! XD



Woooohooooo!

Umuulan ng saging! Wait!

Kagabi kasi, i had this strange dream. Really strange..Habulan, saksakan..tapos nanaginip ako lunes na daw..Hohoho! nooooooo! Bitin ang bakasyon. :(

Naalala ko kahit pala ganun, dapat huwag nating kalimutang magpasalamat sa poong Maykapal, dahil nagising parin ako sa bangungut na iyon..kundi matigas na Engineer na sana ako ngayon..marami ng crying ladies sa bahay, at worse! Worse! Naghahanda na sila ng maraming biskwit at kape..

At dapat talaga magpasalamat. Laging magpasalamat. Teka.. Matutulog na pala ako ulit nyan?

Pick-up lines Part 14

  1. Steady ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang galawin eh.
  2. Great person, ikaw yan. Great friend, ikaw rin yan. Great looks, sa'yo talaga yan. Great heart, sa'yo pa rin yan. Great taste, sobra ka na. KAPE na yan.
  3. Kahapon nasaktan ako nung makita ko siya, di na niya kasi ako kilala pero nung tinitigan ko siyang mabuti, na-realize ko di ko din pala sya kilala. Kaya naman pala.
  4. Aanhin pa ang alak kung sa akin pa lang, tinatamaan na sila.
  5. Siguro magaling kang mag-CPR kasi napatibok mo ulit ang puso ko!
  6. Alarm clock ka ba? Kasi ginising mo ang natutulog kong damdamin!
  7. Camera ka ba? Kasi you make me smile
  8.  Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date
  9. I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
  10. Noong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA. I CANT MOVE ON!

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Pick-up lines Part 13

  1. Kapag may nagsabi sayo na di ka magaling manamit at magbihis...Sumagot ka:"Alam ko! Pero magaling ako maghubad!!
  2. Kunwary dictionary ako...Sigurado kahit saang page mo tingnan...Hindi mo ako mahahanap...Wala naman kasi akong meaning sayo!
  3. Ang pagmamahal ko sa kanya ay parang paborito kong pagkain...UBOS NA!!!
  4. Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.
  5. Uy papicture tayo! Para ma-develop tayo!!! 
  6. Can I take your picture? Coz i want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas! 
  7. Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!
  8. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
  9. Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away! 
  10. Sana T na lang ako, para I'm always next to U.