Pick-up lines Part 8

1. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
2. Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
3. Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
4. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
5. If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away
6. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
7. Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
8. Pwede bang MCDO na lang itawag ko sayo?!Maxado kasing obvious kapag sinabi kong..."LOVE KO 'TO!!!"
9. Girl: Tikman mo tong cake. Masarap. Gawa kasi ng nanay ko.Boy: Ikaw nalang titikman ko. Gawa ka rin naman ng nanay mo eh!
10. Hi... Hmmm... Sabi ng doctor malala na daw yung sakit ko sa puso...Dalawa na lang daw options ko. Either ICU or U C Me...