Thursday, July 14, 2011

Pick-up lines Part 10

  1. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
  2. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
  3. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
  4. This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
  5. I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
  6. Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
  7. Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
  8. I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
  9. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  10. Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....

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