- Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
- You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
- Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
- This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
- I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
- Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
- Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
- I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
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Thursday, July 14, 2011
Pick-up lines Part 10
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