Pick-up lines Part 17

1. You're like dandruff. I cant get you out of my head.
2. Eraser ka ba? Kasi binura mo ang masasamang ala-ala ko.
3. Pwede ba kitang maging driver? Para ikaw na magpatakbo ng buhay ko.
4. BOY: Is this seat taken? GIRL: NO, and so am I.
5. Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you're the BOMB baby!
6. I am an ASSIGNMENT.Wanna take me HOME?! 
7. Why love a person who just makes you breakfast?
8. When you can love me and be your breakfast! 
9. Pimple ka ba?!Kasi kapag pinipilit kitang tanggalin,nasasaktan ako...
10. Excuse me, alam mo ba kung anong oras na? Tumigil kasi ang mundo nang makita kita.