Sunday, July 24, 2011

Pick-up lines Part 20

  1. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
  2. Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
  3. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
  4. Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
  5. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  6. Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
  7. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
  8. I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
  9. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
  10. I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

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