- Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.
- Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal.
- Boy: Miss, pwede ba tayong maglaro? kahit ano laro ok lang, wag lng taguan.Girl: Bakit ayaw mo ng taguan?Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find...
- Boy: Excuse me, May I see the tag of your shirt?!Girl: Why?Boy: I just wanna see if you were "Made For Me"
- Miss, naturukan ka ba ng anesthesia?Bakit di mo maramdamang mahal kita?
- Nurse, CPR mo nga ako, coz you're taking my breath away.
- Paki-auscultate nga yung apical part ng thorax ko...And hear how my heart beats for you...
- Miss, let me take your temperature...Coz I think you're hot!
- I don't speak french...But I know how to kiss that way...
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Saturday, July 09, 2011
Pick-up lines Part 5
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