Here's what I recently read from another website. Thanks to the author. I think its funny and informative. Hope you'll have fun reading it too.
ATTRACTION the act of associating lust with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely lusty, but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING - the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
BIRTH CONTROL - avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom,and dating repulsive men.
EYE CONTACT -a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND - a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE -a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to by the man as "playing hard to get."
INTERESTING - a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
IRRITATING HABIT - what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY -how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
SOBER - condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
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